I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
