i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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