Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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