Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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