i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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