I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
operation harelip BJ is a go
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He shit in the fireplace
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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