I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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