doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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