it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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