yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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