Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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