Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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