jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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