wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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