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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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