That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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