My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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