It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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