adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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