If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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