i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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