Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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