He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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