PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
