she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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