imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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