So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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