I smell stomach acid.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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