You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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