he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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