The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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