No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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