I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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