hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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