she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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