just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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