"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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