i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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