He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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