Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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