So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
