I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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