I just made out with a guy for $7.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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