She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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