I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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