somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Randomize
