Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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