good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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