do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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