At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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