ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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